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And if this is an emergency, please dial nine-one-one or go to the nearest psychiatric emergency room, where they will assess you to determine if they need to take away your freedom.
And if you don’t comply with their decision, please be aware that there’s a significantly increased likelihood that you will end up in physical restraints.
And they will inject you with one of any number of anti-psychotic drugs, most likely Haldol.